No mercy

Food for thought.

It’s late. You should have been in bed by now.

FEAR NOT, for I shall give you something so profound, it will help you to demolish your guilt, as you are hereby NOT completely wasting your time sitting there staring at your pathetic little screen.

Profoundness #1:

Profoundness #2:

Attribute substitution

I really enjoyed today’s comic by Abstruse Goose:

Our new corporate image…

Every company needs an image.  We have searched far and wide,  and tried many variations,  but we never really felt comfortable with anything….until now!  Comfort was an important factor,  but most of all we needed to look good for the shielas.  They are a difficult bunch to impress,  but I think we’ve licked it. (The look,  not the shielas…)  I photographed myself to see if it would work,  and now I can’t stop looking at myself!  Look out ladies,  this guy is single and cruising for luuv…..

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New mascot at thecurtain…

startrekdog

The CSI craze continues…

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Dracula, Frankenstein & Zombies

What do these have in common?

What do these have in common?

…or are you just glad to see me?

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Warning: We don’t know who kloofslang is!

As can be seen in the previous post, we seem to have been joined by a mysterious character known only as kloofslang.

In any case, we used to have a nice cleaning lady who also did the system administration and kept our blogging software up to date, but she left to elope with some PHP programmer (disgusting people, PHP programmers, but I digress), and none of us has ever touched a “common-line” (apparently that’s what you use to administer blogging software), so essentially we have no way of finding out who kloofslang is and how the hell he got into our computar machine.

We hope that he does not disrupt your reading pleasure here at The Curtain.  In the meantime, we’ll be on the lookout for a new cleaning lady.

One more voice of unreason joins The Curtain

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