The Curtain

A lecture about English

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.
“In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative…

Apple have gone and cracked the problem we all have with public transport in South-Africa!  We’re all familiar with the benefits of travelling with your iPod,  but this can be quite hazardous,  especially when travelling by train.  You always need to be aware of your surroundings,  as these fellow travellers try to rid you of your luggage every step of the journey.  Behold the iBlade!!

Now you can fight off would-be robbers while grooving to the soulful tunes of your favourite artist.  Gone are the days of long boring hijackings!  Put the fun back in crime with the new iBlade.  Probably in stores this Christmas…