In spite of my truly jam-packed agenda, I have decided to grace you with a post on some of my company’s latest endeavours. You see, I am the CEO and owner of a multi-national called Pienk Poes Industries. We have recently been paid a crap load of cash (in Euros of course) by the US Army to develop a robotic dog, lovingly dubbed Big Dog. The main purpose of this feat of modern technology is to act as non-soiling pet for high ranked army officials. As a secondary function, it should be able to terminate hostile parties in less than 2 seconds. In any case, today I’d like to show you videos high-lighting recent progress.
The first clip shows an early version of Big Dog…