Religions of the world made simple

This wonderful little guide to the religions of the world was sent in by one of our more erudite contributors (thank you erudite contributor!):

Jackson 5 Spotted:

Pap en Vleis

Here at the The Curtain headquarters we’ve had this Afrikaans translation of the song Poker Face, Pap en Vleis, on repeat for the past weeks.  Those of us that weren’t partying last night and are now very badly hung over, i.e. only me, decided that this needed to be posted on the site…

Office Party…

Hi my lovelies!  By now you will have heard about our benefactor, and the fact that we will be nauseating you for at least the next year.  I have decided to put my magnum opus on hold for now, partly because you are important to me, but mostly because I can’t find any ribbon for my typewriter…

This explains everything!

NEVER shoplift the Pootie!!