Rumours of our demise have been greatly exaggerated

The other day, during a tearful conversation with ringworm, we came to the depressing conclusion that due to his immiment meteoric rise as a blockbuster novelist and my chronic lack of peanuts, we would let the infamous The Curtain domain name expire, and with it this brilliant site.

However, unbeknownst to us, an unfathomably wealthy well-doer of ill-repute with prominent cheekbones went and renewed our domain for yet another year…

Too awesome for his truck.

The stupid truck was irritating him anyways due to severe lack of awesomeness.

Why I like Kimi Raikkonen…

Please let me know if the video doesn’t work.  We’ve had some trouble with Youtube..

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New Ferrari Nose

It’s been quite some time since we featured any cars on this site. This is partly due to the fact that we have been completely focused on getting the first “Boob of the week” article launched, and also because we tend to lose focus when looking for these pictures…

Knight Rider rides again!!

tirretetirretirretetirre…..aah the good old Knight Rider theme song! Never before in the history of television has one curly haired idiot in tight jeans, and a very porno looking car with a flashing red light captured so many imaginations…

Some more porn – the metal variety…

I would like to thank the guys at www.carblog.co.za for getting me excited for the first time in many months.  I am,  as you have probably gathered by now,  a bit of a carophile.  There was nothing wrong with the SLR to begin with,  but getting this beaut into racing guise was pure genius!!

There is a British company called RML group doing the conversions for 21 lucky customers. (And by lucky I mean filthy rich of course!!)  It will set you back a million euro to get the car looking like this,  but I definitely think it’s worth it!!

Ahhhh!!!!  Just look at her!  Even if she isn’t very competitive,  it will be the most beautiful car on the track by far….(insert some drool here…)